Teach you how to flatter leaders in WeChat Moments! Simple and rude, learn and use now!
Today, migrant workers are like me! In order to earn a few cents more wages, everyone is doing everything! It is said that hard work will not necessarily succeed, but it will be easy without hard work. The salary increase may seem remote, but it is not out of reach! Remember: the boss’s ass is flattering, if you can’t shoot it, you will shoot it! Complete yourself! Disgusting others! To raise the salary, I am all counting on the following methods!
XNUMX. Li Yang's conspiracy method
Essentials: To use this sentence pattern, you must have the passion of Li Yang's crazy English, and express your feelings directly in the first person. But this method is inevitably suspected of being a show.
Second, the third person method
Essentials: Tell others about your diligence and progress, tactfully and implicitly!
Third, the straw boat borrowing arrow method
Essentials: You can also fight for the company's reputation to show your loyalty, but arguing with customers will make you unreasonable!
Four, literary lyricism
Essentials: Literary and artistic youths are lofty, disdainful of slapping horses. The method of ingeniously blending Wenqing's favorite sadness and compliment is more suitable for Wenqing.
V. Sublimation of the Self
Essentials: Don't be stingy to praise colleagues, not only praise others, but also fulfill yourself! Kill two birds with one stone!
Sixth, winding path through the quiet method
Essentials: Think of work as your life, you can't do without it! Of course you have to pay attention to the "degree"!
Seven, intensive burst method
Essentials: This method is a bit exaggerated, and you must choose the soul chicken soup with the picture to show your self-cultivation!
XNUMX. Traditional composition
Essentials: Tell a story! The more miserable and vivid, the more effective!
Nine, I am very busy
Essentials: Use the data to speak, list all the things you do in a day, and which ones are specific, at what time! Remember: work is your sex life!
To my dear boss!
365 days a year, I want to say to you every day, "Boss! I (zhang) love (gong) you (zi)!"